Boredom can be dangerous: Part !! Questionable intentions ???


This is another slightly edited examples of how boredom can be a driving force to torture someone else.Β Names have been changed to protect the people involved from possible manhandling by anyone who reads this. And if you were fooled by a point mutation (in the former’s name) and an addition mutation (in the latter’s name), you deserve to read every line of this ten times.

VAGNESH
what’s with wigs and muscles
SHAWSHANK
catch phrase
a bit like brain and brawns
just not that accurate
VAGNESH
yeah
SHAWSHANK
yes quite
so what now
i havnt been home this early before
and i watched a lot of house over the weekend
so dont have a lot of GB left to blow

Edited useless text about some university in Ireland that offers some arbit course. Not worth reading (yeah right! like the rest of it is)

takes about 10 minutes to walk from one end of the campus to the other
how can anyone refuse such a course I ask u
VAGNESH
beats me! do you know the answer to that rhetorical question?
SHAWSHANK
do you think i care?
VAGNESH
nope.
i don’t care either.
SHAWSHANK
no dude u dnt know how to play this game
its questions for questions
πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
so now it’s a game.
SHAWSHANK
yeah

And hence the madness began.

VAGNESH
oh, yeah?!
SHAWSHANK
u miss the whole point of me entertaining myself at ur expense,isnt it ?
πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
and you thought you could get away with it without my involement, didn’t you?
SHAWSHANK
u wanna know one sad thing that happened?
VAGNESH
you think i wouldn’t want to know something as entertaining as sadness in your life?!
SHAWSHANK
did u also not know the skype chat is saved on the system and not on the account?
and that i forgot to put it on my blog at work ?
VAGNESH
you think someone like ME wouldn’t know something like THAT?!
after telling me, do you think the chances of my knowing are meek?
SHAWSHANK
it was just dumb of me to doubt u tha way wasnt it ?
VAGNESH
well if you think you’re dumb, who am i do deny it?
SHAWSHANK
is this even funny now?
πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
do you think?!
πŸ˜€
SHAWSHANK
does it matter?
VAGNESH
wouldn’t you decide that based on who wins?
SHAWSHANK
well it shud ,shoudnt it?
do u realy think u can win?
against me?
VAGNESH
do you really think you can win?
SHAWSHANK
are u out of ur mind?
VAGNESH
are YOU out of your lab?
SHAWSHANK
i could be? dont u remember when i told u that?
do u think this is blog worthy too?
πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
do you remember telling me that you were out of your lab?
SHAWSHANK
could this be the second edition?
VAGNESH
and don’t you think we’ll get slippered if stuff like this goes online?
SHAWSHANK
what is slippered?
VAGNESH
or would this be the final step?
it’s that thing when you get beaten up with slippers, isn’t it?
SHAWSHANK
is it?
VAGNESH
you thought i’d skip the question tag, didn’t you?
don’t you think it is?
SHAWSHANK
why wud u think something like that?
VAGNESH
well it was with reference to what you were thinking, wasn’t it?
SHAWSHANK
cud u send me a copy of our earlier skype chat?
u wud still have it on ur comp right?
VAGNESH
did you think it was as simple?
SHAWSHANK
so it wud still be possible for me to put it up ,wudnt it?
i dont get it?
VAGNESH
adding a mark of intorregation at the end of the statement doesn’t turn it into a question, does it?
SHAWSHANK
did u realize i sneaked in a sentence which wasnt a question? πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
do we think alike?
SHAWSHANK
is that worth venturing into?
is there realy any point?
VAGNESH
i wouldn’t recommend something that stupid now, would i?
SHAWSHANK
u usualy do ,dont u?
VAGNESH
depends on when you choose to give up, doesn’t it?
i beg to differ, don’t i?
SHAWSHANK
dont u think we shud make better questions than addin question tags in the end?
do i put a question mark after my smileys too? πŸ™‚ ?
VAGNESH
why don’t you frame questions that would permit me answer them with better questions?
SHAWSHANK
well how do u expect me to win if i make it that easy for u?
did u think we were on the same team here?
πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
then question tags are the way, aren’t they?
it would be stupid of me to think that, wouldn’t it?
SHAWSHANK
doesnt that make it realy boring for our wud be audience?
VAGNESH
wait a bit, would you?
SHAWSHANK
and increase our chances of being clobbered?
would i what?
VAGNESH
wait, wouldn’t you?
SHAWSHANK
wait?
y not ?Β πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
wouldn’t you?Β πŸ™‚
SHAWSHANK
i think i just did ,dint i ?
do u think ppl wud appreciate this after some 100 sentences?
VAGNESH
do you think i’d be idle in this dialogue if not chatting in another conversation window?
SHAWSHANK
ha ha ..why did i even laugh at that?
VAGNESH
does that laughter mean you forgot to ask a question?
SHAWSHANK
how did u send me all that chat?
VAGNESH
did i send it at all?
SHAWSHANK
doesnt it look that way?
VAGNESH
you’ve gotten it wrong all over again, haven’t you?
SHAWSHANK
isnt it enough for now?
πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
it would depend on your stopping, wouldn’t it?
SHAWSHANK
how do u expect me to put tis up if we keep goin on?
VAGNESH
aren’t you supposed to put up something other than a question to end it?
SHAWSHANK
is it possible for u to forget about the question tags?
VAGNESH
is it possible for you to form a sentance that isn’t a question?
SHAWSHANK
do u think we are goin to hell for this ?
how long do u think we can go on ?
VAGNESH
don’t you think this could last forever?
SHAWSHANK
isnt that a scary thing?
VAGNESH
could it haunt us forever?
do you think we should make chadde read this conversation?
SHAWSHANK
u know the answer to that rhetorical question dont u ?
are we where we started?
VAGNESH
aren’t you the one using more question tags now?
πŸ˜€
SHAWSHANK
we can end it now cant we?
VAGNESH
depends on who stops asking questions first, doesn’t it?
SHAWSHANK
Cant u realize i have to put this up somewhere quick?
VAGNESH
don’t you think i might have chosen to ignore?
SHAWSHANK
do u think we stumbled apon a new tool to irritate ppl?
VAGNESH
don’t you think my ability to withstand torture has increased?
SHAWSHANK
do u think we shud send this to babba?
VAGNESH
do you think we should send her a copy each?
SHAWSHANK
are u drunk?
VAGNESH
are you on weed?
SHAWSHANK
y wud i be on weed?
VAGNESH
isn’t it for the same reason i’d be drunk?
SHAWSHANK
isnt it beyond ur normal level of endurance for takin shit πŸ™‚ ?
VAGNESH
have you often seen me be so immune?
SHAWSHANK
can u realy withstand such torture so long?
VAGNESH
do you also agree that staying alone improves my patience?
isn’t this conversation proof enough to your question?
SHAWSHANK
hmm?
VAGNESH
don’t you think we should actually start conversing on something instead of shilly-shallying around?
SHAWSHANK
did u expect that cheap trick?
πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
did you think i’ll not laugh after your hmmm?
πŸ˜› ?
SHAWSHANK
Does shilly-shallying seem?
VAGNESH
do you even know what shilly-shallying means?
SHAWSHANK
dont u use a more vulgur version of the sentence above?
VAGNESH
wouldn’t that make me sound more gay?
SHAWSHANK
dont u think people have their doubts already withou listening to what ur words are?
wud a straight guy live like u when he is in france?
πŸ™‚
VAGNESH
how would i know what a gay guy would/wouldn’t do?
and doesn’t “people” in your penultimate question refer to just you?
SHAWSHANK
doesnt it seem that this is venturing into unblog worthy territory?
VAGNESH
could i agree more?!
SHAWSHANK
or do yuo think ppl wud stop reading this long time before they reach till here?

If you’re still reading, trust me – it gets better. πŸ˜€

VAGNESH
do you think it’s worth taking a chance?
SHAWSHANK
is it allowed to correct spelling with asteriks in here?
VAGNESH
don’t you agree that a neutral person who read this conversation would conclude i win?
did i ever use a “hmm?” or just a sentance with a question mark as a question?
SHAWSHANK
why wud that be a conclusion?
VAGNESH
didn’t i answer that before you asked?
SHAWSHANK
dont u ever use hmm as a question?
VAGNESH
did i use it in this conversation window?
SHAWSHANK
or do u always use it as a yes?
did i stop u from doin that?
why are u questioning my ways then ?
VAGNESH
but don’t you realize it’s not fair in fairplay?
don’t you believe in fairplay?
SHAWSHANK
when did u start believing that i believe in fairplay?
Β VAGNESH
don’t you think that unless you do, there’s never an end to the game?
SHAWSHANK
isnt that just juvenile of u?
VAGNESH
do you think so?
SHAWSHANK
doesnt it seem like that?
VAGNESH
but don’t you think my previous question is as good as your “hmmm?”?
SHAWSHANK
did i say it wasnt ?
VAGNESH
did you say it was?
how long do you think this conversation is?
SHAWSHANK
do u think its realy possible to say everything in questions?
can u please check?
u are the guy with the cheap software trinks arnt u?
why dont u do a word count?
VAGNESH
did you know that we just crossed 200 lines?
and don’t you think that i’m that kind of a guy who’d be able to fetch such useless facts?
SHAWSHANK
isnt that amazing and aweful at the same time?
VAGNESH
yeah, thinking about it, i would agree, wouldn’t i?
SHAWSHANK
dont u agree i come up with the best games?
VAGNESH
don’t you think that i rather loathe them?
and don’t you realize that i’m playing along just this once?
SHAWSHANK
but u still are playing arnt u ? πŸ™‚
u mean u wont play tomorrow ? )
VAGNESH
can you find other examples?
SHAWSHANK
did i miss the eyes on my emoticon that time?
VAGNESH
do you think i’ll stoop down to your level and play everyday?
SHAWSHANK
whats the harm in it?
sure beats horrible fwds doesnt it?
VAGNESH
don’t you think that i believe it’s a waste of time?
SHAWSHANK
is anyone even arguing that fact?
id u do a word check on the whoe chat?
VAGNESH
aren’t 1 or 2 lousy forwards better than a 20 minute long chat?
or was that a 50 minute chat?
SHAWSHANK
doesnt it depend on how the chat goes?
VAGNESH
does it look like it depends on that?
would you wait for a couple of minutes so that i could fetch myself a cup of coffee?
SHAWSHANK
are u hoping for it?
i think we can take a break ,cant we?

And there was a short break here.

VAGNESH
should i agree? didn’t it strike you even for a minute, that i might have forgotten to transfer my gel to a destaining solution?
SHAWSHANK
are u back already?
VAGNESH
aren’t you anticipating another break now?
SHAWSHANK
are u realy that dumb ?
VAGNESH
it is only important for me to go now and transfer my gel, isn’t it?
SHAWSHANK
do u realy want a break?
is that all u hae to do?
that shdnt take much time ,shud it?
y dont u do it now?

And hence there was a second break. Yes, we are a couple of geeky biotech aspiring scientists who discuss agarose/acrylamide gels during casual conversations. If you’re uncomfortable, the into button is on the top-right corner of this window.

VAGNESH
do you think i’d sit and argue while i could’ve just done it already?
SHAWSHANK
dont u think we shud have another round of this later?
VAGNESH
wouldn’t i agree?

And if, IF by chance you’re still reading, Shawhank stopped asking questions after that – which undoubtedly makes Vagnesh the winner. So if you did read it and could follow it without scratching your fingers on the wall, feel free to give your opinion as to who would’ve won the game mentioned above. Cheers!

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3 thoughts on “Boredom can be dangerous: Part !! Questionable intentions ???

  1. masaldan says:

    the ubiversity is in scotland..and the course is an accredited MBA

  2. vigneshjvn says:

    Scotland/Ireland – who cares?! Somewhere in the UK. That’s about it.

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