Welcome to another shitty post giving an insight into our way of thinking..(yes we do think ..Ripply´s Believe it or Not). And one of the favourites of our theories is the one which refers to a third person perspective: Basically meaning how you wud look at the shit happening in your life as if its happening to some random guy(something like the type in which ome friend tells u of something that hapened to his\ her friend which may be realy cruel but at the same time very funny because it dint happen to you.). Hope it is making sense…Anyways here are real life situations to make this point clear :
Example 1) A guy whose laptop worked fine for 3 yrs blows up when he is at a place where it would be shit expensive to repair it.More so it was a necessity.
Example 2)A guy passed the VITEEE and actualy decided to go there.
Example 3)A guy misses his interview for an application at NUS because they simply forgot to tell him he was shortlisted for it.
Example 4) A guy at an aurtomated laundry getting confused between a washing machine and a tumble dryer ends up wasting an extra 1.5 euros.
Example 5)Someone´s fucking gamble trying to get into PhD courses without any MS backup options din’t work.
Example 6) The above someone’s friend trying the same gamble by not applying to a single MS backup option wondering what to do after graduation. I know, twice as funny, isn’t it?!
Example 7) A guy buying a clock for €2 and then buying AA batteries that cost €3.27 for running it.
Sad as they all might seem are funny if you dont know him..
Example 8)Someone reading this post in search of something meaning full..and realizing its crap after reading this line (not to mention the rest of this blog).
Quoting Moe Szyslac, “I like creating disappointment. You know that little moment when people’s hope dies? I feed on that.” It works like a charm, doesn’t it?
Now forward this to ten people, or one of the above incidents will happen to you within the next ten days. It worked with me. But wait, this isn’t an e-mail, so you cannot forward it, and hence shall be cursed with one or more of the above mentioned incidents. Muhahahahahaha!