Spoiler: post made using gtalk conversation.
It’s been a while since we presented you evil crap. The post containing those youtube videos was just plain stupid (shows muscles’ lack of creativity). However, this one should compensate and help us have some fun. Here goes:
Muscles: let me tell u about a story of the NDA
Wigs: i’m listening.
Muscles: the new cadets were being trained in arms. so bullets were flying everywhere, and they were shit scared. so when the comander ordered them to charge ahead one of the realy scared one dint move; after repeated shouting by the comander he still dint move. so the comander took him aside and told him : “son,remember this: u are a soldier, and there is one bullet in the enemies gun with ur name written on it. the day that bullet is fired u will die
Wigs: and . . .
Muscles: yeah. “so he said so be brave and charge, because ur invincible till that bullet is fired.” and that concluded the training for the day. the next time the comander saw the cadet was in actual battle
Wigs: dude you’re typing miserably slow today
Muscles: yeah, i know. anyway, so in the battle field there was terrible automatic gun fire and bullets flying from all around and the comander yelled charge, and everyone started charging except the same guy and the commander totaly pissed shouted at him: “what the f***?! i told u about the bullet story. why are u still scared?” so the cadet said: “yeah i know all about that, but i think the ones flying around my ears have To whom ever it may concern written on them”
Wigs: okay, you just made that up. terribly lame.
Muscles: what is the moral of the joke
Wigs: oh, so it was a joke then
Muscles: yes; with a moral
Wigs: i fail to see the moral; kindly enlighten me
Muscles: the moral is just because everyone has to die one should not take pains to forward the event
Wigs: i agree.
Muscles: see it was so much better trying to make my point with a joke with a moral in it
Wigs: yup! sure was
Muscles: presentation is everything