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Happy Birth”D’oh” to you!


Just to wish our favourite family a happy (slightly belated) 20 seasons. Hope we have a lot more of the Simpsons. There is a little bit of the simpsons in all of us (a whole lot more in some as compared to others).

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The 3rd Person Perspective :Theory and Examples


Welcome to another shitty post giving an insight into our way of thinking..(yes we do think ..Ripply´s Believe it or Not). And one of the favourites of our theories is the one which refers to a third person perspective: Basically meaning how you wud look at the shit happening in your life as if its happening to some random guy(something like the type in which ome friend tells u of something that hapened to his\ her friend which may be realy cruel but at the same time very funny because it dint happen to you.). Hope it is making sense…Anyways here are real life situations to make this point clear :

Example 1) A guy whose laptop worked fine for 3 yrs  blows up when he is at a place where it would be shit expensive to repair it.More so it was a necessity.

Example 2)A guy passed the VITEEE and actualy decided to go there.

Example 3)A guy misses his interview for an application at NUS because they simply forgot to tell him he was shortlisted for it.

Example 4) A guy at an aurtomated laundry getting confused between a washing machine and a tumble dryer ends up wasting an extra 1.5 euros.

Example 5)Someone´s fucking gamble trying to get into PhD courses without any MS backup options din’t work.

Example 6) The above someone’s friend trying the same gamble by not applying to a single MS backup option wondering what to do after graduation. I know, twice as funny, isn’t it?!

Example 7) A guy buying a clock for €2 and then buying AA batteries that cost €3.27 for running it.

Sad as they all might seem are funny if you dont know him..

Example 8)Someone reading this post in search of  something meaning full..and realizing its crap after reading this line (not to mention the rest of this blog).

Quoting Moe Szyslac, “I like creating disappointment. You know that little moment when people’s hope dies? I feed on that.” It works like a charm, doesn’t it?

Now forward this to ten people, or one of the above incidents will happen to you within the next ten days. It worked with me. But wait, this isn’t an e-mail, so you cannot forward it, and hence shall be cursed with one or more of the above mentioned incidents. Muhahahahahaha!

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The Psychology of Psychos


Ever occur to you why we even started this blog?

Was it the urge to be heard? Was it out of desperation to kill time? Was it due to the chronic need to be a pain in the ass of all those people we have contact with electronically?

Yes,it was all these things.But beyond that there was a greater need. A need which was eating us from the inside.A need which U also feel…a Need so complex it needs a whole blog post to explain…This one

We all know the world around us is crazy..(i do,assumed u also know this) and whats more crazy is the people who knowing this still believe that the world is highly systematic and everything is in its rightful place. I don’t believe that the world is a mirage or there is a matrix we all need to wake up from. But just to be sure we try the oldest trick in the book..Reverse psychology

So the whole blog is an experiment (Yes a grand one at that.Wer’nt you guys missing the experimental sections here). We figure that by staying in a world which is crazy yet believed to be sane we can only find some meaning by being and saying things that are absolutely crazy.Since they are excepted as crazy the only conclusions that you can get from them may be sane…And though I know a lot of people reading his blog will just forget about it ..and a lot of people wont even read this I would like to share the divine truth that we are slowly uncovering thru it. And that divine truth is that this blog is Just for fun,our fun..not yours.

In the words of Nelson,

nelson-haha

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